If there's one thing, just one thing, that's to be known abt me - that would be you should never, NEVER, EVER, mess with my sleep.
I'm pretty well-known to be super grumpy in the first few hours out of slumber, & i'm definitely NOT a morning person. U know how some ppl r like super chirpy even @ 7am & they go like 'gd morning!'? I'm not like that. I'm more like the person who scowls, growls & snaps at said kind of ppl in return. Touchy. Hell hath no fury like an princessbiatch rudely awakened from her beauty sleep.
So imagine how blardy pissed off i felt when i was awakened at 10am yesterday to the sounds of hammering and drilling from the renovators next door. On a Sat morning as well. In case anybody reading this doesn't know - ur not supposed to carry out any sorta noise-generating works on a weekend so this F**Ker obviously is an idiot.
I tried to bear with the irritating hammering sounds & tried to bury myself back to sleep but the noise really got to me so i decided to jump outta bed and give hell to the renovators by calling them since their number was stuck on the permit notice on the wall.

(ring ring...)
Idiot renovator: Hello
Me: Hi, i'm calling from Blk **, *** Road, where ur having renovation works on one of the units there?
Idiot renovator: uh-huh..?
Me: I'm calling u at f**king 10.30am bcuz i've just been f**king awakened by ur f**king renovation works on a f**king Saturday morning.

At this point, i thought that idiot would hv the sense to apologise or at the very least, tell me that he would call off the works straightaway. Instead he had the balls to tell me 'We stop at 12pm can? cuz actually we r allowed to carry out works from 9am-12pm on Saturdays.'
YA RIGHT. Then y does the permit stuck on the wall says that NO f**king works r allowed to be carried out on Sat and Sun?!! huh!!! I know ur an idiot but i'm not so dun freaking insult my intelligence. My IQ is intact even if my manners aren't so it doesn't pay to bullsh*t me.

(cont'd)
Me: That's not what the notice says.
Idiot renovator: Oh. Then i will ask them to stop work straight away.
Me: Thank u.

See? He could hv just admitted that he was a moron and stop the renovation in the 1st place but instead he chose to embarrass himself by trying to bullsh*t that they were allowed to carry out their work on a friggin Sat. It's bad enough that they've been continuing their renovation work even after 5pm on weekdays and now they think they can continue to get away with it.

Seriously i wonder. R the existence of such people simply to piss the rest of us off?